Why it’s on the list: When I was a kid my mum sent me to ballet lessons, mainly to strengthen my weak ankles, and I was pretty hopeless, rather like a clumsy baby elephant in a tutu. I always wanted to tapdance though, and used to pretend sometimes, when I was on a hard noisy floor. Reckon it’s time to try to do it for real!

How/when I’ll judge this task to be completed: When I can do a short (3 minute) tapdancing routine.